Road pr Chalty Agr Apki Nazr kisi Anjan Shakhs se takraye to us k liye zrur Muskrao Ta k wo 1 Lamhy k Liye apni hr preshani bhula kr soc...
Ta k wo 1 Lamhy k Liye apni hr preshani bhula kr sochy k
A chawal kon C...................................... :D
Mene dil se pucha
Mjhe rat bhr nend q nhi ati?
Mre dil ne kaha
Dramy bazi na kr,tu dopehr ko jo so jata h
<('.')/ o0h sht
( )>
/ / me smja pyar hogaya.
''Mujh Pr Ek Ehsaan Krna,,,,
<(~,~)>
_/ >
"Neend aah rahe hy Pareshan Na Krna.......!!!
Mujh Se 1 Larki Ne Kaha K Tumhare DOST Boht Chawal Hain
Main Ne Gussy Se Kaha
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Tu boti Bakwas na kr ,,
(.")
<((> Minu V Pta_/ /_ae
Chu chu chu chacha,
Ghari mai chuha nacha,
Ghari ne 1 bajaya,:D
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twano inny Sony murry da msg aayaaaaaaa :-P
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan PCO ke andar gia
Jaib se mobile nekala owr baat karky bahir agia
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Admi: Khan Sahb Mobile call karni thi tu PCO mai kion gaye?
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Pathan: Dost ne kaha PCO se call karna, paisy kam lagengy
Wife (on phone) suniye! Window ka lock nh khul rha
Husbnd: esa kro thora oil grm kr k us pr dal do
Wife: Kya us se lock khul jay ga?
Husbnd:Try to kro
After 15 mints
Husbnd cals wife
Husbnd:Tm ne try kia?
Wife:Han kia pr ab to laptop hi bnd ho gya he
Husbnd:Lakh di lanat, window ty dasni c kairi a. :-D;-)
Wife
Agar mein gum ho jaon to tum kya kro gay?
Husband:
Mein akhbar me ishtehar donga.
Wife: Kya likhwao gay?
Husband:
Jinno v labhay, O thora jiya hor aggay chad aye...:
Chota Baccha Dukandar Se
Uncle Rng Gora Krnay Wali Cream Hai?
Dukandar:Haan Hai
Bacha:
(bhagte hue)
Ty apni nikki kuri nu laanda Q nai!)...
2015 ka fakeer: Allah K Nam Pe Kuch De De.
Boy:Ye Lay Meri B.com Ki Degree Rakh Lay,
Bhikaari:
hahaha
Nahi Chahiye. Tuje Chahiye! To Meri MBA Ki lay le.
Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din mai 8,9 glass pani piya karo,
<<Faraz>>
MGR
wo phir b kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE PYAR DA.... ('.')/): (>daso . Hun Enu Main keri Drip lawaan.
1 Lrki apne boyfrnd se park me roz milne jati
Wo roz time pr pohnchti
Lekn Lrka hmesha late ata
Lekn Lrki kabi us se nraz nai hoti
1 din Lrki park me nai pohnchi
Lrka ghusse me us k ghr gya
Waha pta chla k Lrki ko blood cansr hy
Sirf 6 din jiye gi
Lrka rote hue ghr gya
Or
Sucied krne building k 30ve floor pr gya
Or
Lrki k liye 1 lettr
chora
Us me likha tha
Tum mera hmesha wait krti thi
Or main roz late ata tha
Lekin aj main jldi pohnch rha hun
or tumara wait krunga
Theek
usi
wqt
CHOTA BHEEM
waha se ja raha tha
kya CHOTA BHEEM usay bcha payega?
jan'ne k liye
Dekhiye
CHOTA BHEEM
Monday 9pm only
on POGO:p
Larka: Mai Aap Se Dosti Karna
Chahta Hun
Larki: Bhai Hamari Dushmani Hi Kab thi
(.')/ ..Lo Sari Bat
<)) Hi Khtm Krdi
./ ?.Churail Ne...
Doston ki dosti ki roshni itni hai
K hr trf Ujala hi ujala nzr ata hai
Sochta hn k ghr ki BiJli ktwa don
Or
Holder me Doston ko Ulta Latka dun :-)
Sardar Bus Pr bhag bhag kr chara or driver se bola:
A Bus Tri Maa Lgdi A?
Driver:Ni
Sardar:Fir Pehn Lgdi A?
Driver:Ni
Sardar:Te Kanjra Chrhn Q Ni Denda...
Ek Pathan TV Khareedne Gaya.
Dukandar Ne Ek TV Dikhaya.
Sir ye le len,
Is ka remote gali k konay se hi channel badal de ga.
Kuch din baad wo TV wapis krne aa gaya.
Dukandar ne poocha: Kya Kharabi hai?
Pathan: Yaara kharabi to koi nahi, bas banda baar baar Gali k konay pe jaye, acha nhi lagta.;-
"Jb kbi ap udaas ho!
"To mery bary mai sochna or kehna!
Arslan is so sweet"
ap k face py khud hi "Smile" aa jaye gi
Pta hy q?
Q k
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Sach bolny sy rooh ko skoon milta hai...:-D ;)
Father:
Beti tum muje pehle papa kehti thi Ab tum ne mujhe dad kehna shuru ker dia,
Kya waja ha?
Beti:
Oh come on dad
papa kehne se lipstick kharab hoti hai;-)
Father..fitty muon twady fashion ta. . .
Father:
BETi zra apna Mbl
Dena,
Beti:
Ji Abu 1 Mint,
Abi on kr k deti hu
Boy's # list:
delet
recevd callz
dlt
pic dlt
ye-dlt
wo-dlt
sb-dlt
Mmory Crd
Format
BETi:
Ye Lein Abbu.
Father:
Bs BETi time Dkhna tha
Tm khud Bata do
kia time hua he.
BETi: Abuuuuuuu!
Ap to TAHIR uL QADRI nikle!
Woh tuj se faasla na rakhti to aur kya karti,........?
Tu muddaton ka tharki.........:
Or
"Wo" masoom c larki...
Pawy Ghussa Karo
Pawy Rowo
Pawy PiTTo
Pawy Rola Pao
Pawy Ami Nu Dasso
Pawy Mobile Torr Deyo
Assi Tey Es Time Hi
. "Good morning " Kehna Aey.
Sweary asi aap sutty hone waan....
Jin:
tmhein kia chahiay?
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Boy:
Aik khoobsurt bivi
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Jin:
agr tm muslman ho to mai tmhein Mahnoor Baloch doonga
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or
agr tm hindu ho to Karena Kapor
or.
agr christan ho to Anglina Jolie.
ab bto tmhra nam kya h?
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Boy:
Haji Akshay Willium
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Jin:
Is ko zubeda aapa do boht chalak banta hai.
-Banday Ko Honest Hona Chahye
Smart To Phone B Hota Hy
;)
-Phone to Nokia Hona Chahiye
Apple to Fruit B Hota Hy :p
-Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chahiye
"Hmmm" To Bhens B Karti Hy... :D
-Phone Ho to Iphone Ho
S1,S2,S3,S4 to Train K Dabby B Hoty Hen 8-)
-Insan Ko Bat Karne Se Pehlay Salam Karna Chahiye
Hi Hi to khusray B Karty Hain :p
University to Punjab Honi Chahiye
Iqra To Larki B Hoti hy
:D
-Dost to kaminay hony chahiyen ;)
Achy to Daagh b hoty hain :p :p
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh..
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Kuch smjh me aya??
.nae na
Kadi thandi coke peeti hove te pata laggay na.
('.")/ Lal sharbat
<)( peen /| waleyo.:-D:-P
;Ay dost Agr Tumhe Mujhse acha dost mily to
Beshak Usse dosti kr lena
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Mgr jb Wo Tumhe thukra de
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to
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Hm Tmhe wahin milengy
ye kehny k lye
k..
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Hogae besti..:p
Krli begairati.. :o
Mil gya sukon.. :)
Mit gai kharish.. ;)
Namony.. :D
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Chal ab :D
send it t0o alL ur friendz.. ;)
Ye Sirf Hamara watan
"PAKISTAN" hi nahi,
.balke
"CHAND ka TUKRA" Be hai...
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aur
.Aap ko pata hona chahye
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k
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CHAND Per
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Na LIGHT hoti hai,
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Na PANI,
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Na GAS,
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Na CNG,
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Na PETROL,
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So, please!No gilay Shikwe......
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Chand meri zameen
Phool mera Watan.
From Raja Rental & zardari mental:-)
Faraz k baad ab
" Nawaz Sharif " k liye Arz Karte Hain" Ganje " Teri Sharafat Pe sab ko hai Shak.
Wa wa wa
"Ganje"teri sharafat pe sab ko hai shak.
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Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC .
(',')/
>,) Ooye _/ /_ market ma phenk do ek dm latest aaya hai..
~
Usne kaha me bi kharidar hon me bi kharidonga
Piyar kahan bikta hai pata batado.
Hum ne bi bata diya
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www.olx.com.pk
Yaha sub kuch bikta hai. :-D :D
Liitle Boy to his mom: Mama mai kaise paida hua ?? ;p ;p .
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum muje mile. . . Bache nay b aisa hi kiya. .
Or kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme say 1 mendak tha. . . . . Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale, tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru? Aulaad hai tu meri!. Hahahahahahahahahaha :-D
Train me husband apni khubsurat wife pe ghussa hote hue:
Tumse shadi kar k pachta rha hun, Dil krta he k tumhen kutty kO day doon.
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Saamnay waala musahy. .:p afir:
Vow Vow
Paa G
Vow Vow Vow.
Plz pa g vow vow vow vow vow vow...
Qasamy pa g vow vow vow vow vow vow vow......!! :p
Dear Frendz..!
Ye Zindgi Boht Chhoti C Ha So Enjoy Kro,
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Kya Pata,
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Kab Shadi Hojaye tay banday di Matt Wajj Jay. :D
Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki,
Ko
Kisi larky ne chiera, uska ghussa aisy nikla
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Pedaishi Error, :D
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Virus k Bachey, :p
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Excel ki currupt file
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1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho k
Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!!
Oooh teri kher computerzied "BACHI":- ¡:-)
Girl asked :
1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? Boy : 40 - 50 Girl : Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy : Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl : No Boy : To kya wo car apki hai? Girl : No Boy : Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai. MORAL : Zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jaati hai ! :O :-D
Boy:
I love u
Larki:
Gusy sy (meri joti ka size dekha hy)
Boy:
wah g wah setting hui nhi Farmaishen pehly shuru.
Samosa said to Aalu
Jab me fry hota hun
to tmhen cover kr k gram oil se bacha leta hun
Bcz I Love U
Aalu said
Jab log tmhen fry honey k foran bad khatey hai to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun
I Love U 2
Moral:
In 2no ki prem kahani pe na jaen
Samosa thora thanda kr k khaein;)%Happy Ramzan%
Samosa said to Aalu
Jab me fry hota hun
to tmhen cover kr k gram oil se bacha leta hun
Bcz I Love U
Aalu said
Jab log tmhen fry honey k foran bad khatey hai to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun
I Love U 2
Moral:
In 2no ki prem kahani pe na jaen
Samosa thora thanda kr k khaein;)
1 chor k ghar par police ne chaapa mara
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Chor apni jaan bachany k liye jhooly men late gaya aur Feeder mu men pakar li
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Police:
Yahan kya kar rahy ho? Shohar:Bivi ko English sikha raha tha . Ek din Bivi dopahar me khana de k boli dinner lelo .
Husband : Jahil ye dinner nai lunch hy .
Bivi: Jahil .
Chor:
Jujju pi raha hun
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Police:
Shabash! Jaldi jaldi Jujju pio..
Phir Peep Peep men chalain gay..hoga too , anni dya ay kal raat da bachya hoya ee...:-)
In africa....!
A black boyfriend asked his black girlfriend in a dark night near sea in a very romantic mood
DARLING
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Are u there :P?
Comedy Ghazal
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne..
Chatt se Dhakka de k hath torr diya usne..
Pehle hansta tha main ab bs muskurata hon..
Maar k Mukka aagy ka daant tor diya usne..
Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse..
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne..
Sardiyan aaein to laya maalty us bewafa k liye..
Maalta kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne..
Bewafai ki had hi kar di zalim ne Galib..
Milne ghar gaye to kutta chorr diya usne;
1 Larki Dupatta Rangwany Gai!
Larka:
Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun?
Larki:
Is Ko Aisa Rang Do K Na Safed Ho Na Kala,
Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi,
Na Peela Ho Na Narangi,
Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani,
Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho.
Aur Han Main Ye Kab Lyny Aaon?
Larka:
Tab Aana Jab Na Hafta Ho Na Itwar,
Na Peer Ho Na Mangal,
Na Budh Ho Na Jumeraat,
Aur Na Jumma Ho,
Or Han Yaad Se Ly Jana..
Americn:Hum Chand per ja sakta hai
Pathan:Hum to Suraj pe ja sakta ha
Americn:Tum jal jaega
Pathan:Hum pagal nahi,Hum raat mein jaega:-)8-)
Sardar: jay Operation wich Meri Mout Ho gae Ty Opration Krn Wale Doctr nal Shadi Kr Lein
BV: inj Q Keh Rhey o g?
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Sardar:Ty hor Doctor nu Maaf Kr Dewan??
Kuch Log 1 jungl sy guzar rahy thy k achank Sheron ny unhen gher liya
Sher 1,1 kr k sb ko kha gay sirf 1 borhi si Orat bachi
Us ny apny purse sy prfume ki botal nikali or us k agy machis ki teeli jala kr shola bana liya
Sher dar kr peechy hat gay lekin prfume khatm ho gaya ab us ny 2 mom batian nikali or 2no hathon men pkar kr khari ho gai
Sher us k qarib any lagy
Achanak
aik budhy sher ny awaz di
Ruk jao men is orat ko janta hon,
Sary sher ruk gay
Budha sher aagy barha or Orat k qadmon me gir kr Rony lga
Or Bola
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Zubaida aapa, enney totkey na azma, sanu Brii pukhh lge aey, ethe lammi pe ja..
£OVE STORY
Ek larka ek larki se be-intha piyar krta tha. Usne socha k me apny piyar ka izhr kesy krun Phir usne socha k apni girl frnd ko msg me 'I LOVE U' likh kr send krta hn. Usne aisa he kia Thori dair bd us k pas msg aya usne socha ye msg surprise hy mere liye. subha parhon ga Wo khushi khushi so gya or subha oth kr jesy hi usne msg prha to likha tha. Dear custmr mesage snding fail, plz recharge ur acount.
Newton's Law of ashqi:
"Every asheq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl.
Classical bezti ;)
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Ek bacha park me baitha ek k bad ek toffee kha ra tha.
Paas baithi ek aurat boli:
Jo ziada meetha khatay hn wo jaldi mer jatay hn.This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.
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Bacha: Aap ko malum hai meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
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Aurat: Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
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Bacha: Nai, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhti thi-:
Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.
But love marriage means to go to snake and say
Ly wad la..
wad naaaa!
Nai nai tu wad..
Wo yeh kehtay Hoye Mujhe chorh gai..Faraz.
Tere Paper E Nai Muqday Tu Piyar ki "khak" karna ay!!
.( ',')/ni Ruk ja..
<) ) bus parsu
|_|_ akhri e
Tu ny mujhe wish nahi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya?
Aaj Father's day hai..Aur tu aaj bi baap sy naraz hai...:-)
Kaminey!
gandi Aulad NA maza na sawad
WRONG NUMBER
Boy: Hi kesi ho ?
Girl: kon ?
Boy: tera Aashiq hon
Girl: tu Jamaal hy?
Boy: han tuje kese pata ?
Girl: tu Jameel ka larka hy?
Boy: han par kese pata ?
Girl : tu Jalaal ka pota he hy na ?
Boy: han han par kese pata chala?
Girl: Kameeny main teri Maa hon Jameela..)
o shit
sorry ammi ap ka number save nhi tha.
Respect her
Care her
Protect her
Secrifice for her
How 2 Impres a BoY ? ?
Just Smile...
Game over
Standard e koi ni Dangraan da....::-P :-D
Ay december...............
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Chakar e la ja kasmy mat waji pai a garmi nal.....
Girl: Janu ye personal or secret me kya difference ha?
Boy: Tum meri Girl frend ho ye personal hy and teri behen b meri girl frend hai ye secret hy.
Girl: kiyaaaaaa??? :o
boy: dear misaal de raha hon.
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Ki labde pye o?
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sms?
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Kyun?
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waja?
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Sanu kadi keeta j?.
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Chalo naso..
1 Pathan ny live radio station call ki:
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Hello ji ye radio station hai?
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R.s:
haan.
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/
Khan: meri awaz pura shehar sun raha hai?
/
R.s:
Haan
/
/
Khan:
Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sun rahi hai wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
/
R.s:
Ghussey sy:
Haaan..
/
/
Khan:
hello Gul baano agr meri aawaz sun rahi ho tau jaldi se motor chala do..
Main yahan ooper chhat per bathroom mey hu aur pani khatam hogya hai.
Sir: batao es duniya me sub se mushkil kon paida hova
PTHAN: sir india ka
sunny deval
Sir:wo kasy?
PTHAN:sir wo kehta hai
Main nikla,GADDI Ly k......;-
1 CHOHA Apni Maa Se:
MAA Hum Itny Bad Soorat Q Hoty hain?
Maa Ne Jawab Dia Beta Khuda Ka Shukar Karo
Usko Dekho Jo Sms Perh Raha Hai. .
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0 Teri
0nline beizZati*
/(,'')
((> Hahahaha
_//_
OYE! Kahan hai?
1 kam kar day yar urgent hai
Butt ki dukan se agay jaey ga to Milk shake ki shop aye gi jahan se tu juice peeta hai yaad aya?Acha uski back pay furniture ki jo shop hai wahan Usman naam ka larka betha hai, us ki shop k brabar main 1 khamba b hai.
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Yar wo to
Hila Shayed light a jay :) :p ;)
Ary hans mat aagay phenk its new...
Kisi zamane me ek badshah hua karta tha uske do bete the ek ka nam Haris bin waleed dosra asif bin waleed dono phurtile khubsurat nojawan the jo apne walid k naqshe qadam par chalte or uska hukam mante the iski waja ye thi k unki maa jab intkal kar rahi thi to us ne wasiyat ki k apne bap ka kaha man na or uski hidayt pe chalna,
Ek roz un ke walid ne dono ko bulwaya khud ek kone men beth gaya or dono se kehne laga mere beto ek sawal ka jawab do ge.?
Dono ne kaha ji aba jan bilkul to walid ne kaha ye batao is
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ramzan men b
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Pepsi 65 ki hogi ya nahi...?:)
gour se parhne ka shukria
"aaj ka Totka"
Agr Aap ko Rona aa raha ho to app Aaina Dekh Lain
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Aap ka Haasaa nikal jaye Ga.
(',')Qasmay
<)(>Mazaq
_/\_tu ilawa..
From :
SHADI ek aisa Din Hai Jab Ladka
STAGE, Par
Apni dulhan K sath Bethe huye.
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Dosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko
Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai
thi..
Agr "Dil" ka naam
"Anda" (egg) hota tu film k naam aisy hotay
>Hum Anda De Chuky Sanam
>Ye Anda Aapka Hua
>Hum Ap K Ande Me Rehty Hay
>Anday Waly Dulhaniya Le Jayengy
>Anda Jaley
>Anda b tera hum b teray
>Humara Anda apke pas hai
>Anda teray nam
>Anda diya dard liya....!! Hahahahaha.
"LOVE STORY"
1 Studnt ko Miss sy pyar ho gya
lekin Miss ny usy Thukra dia
Studnt ny kaha tm 5 din k andar mujhsy muhabt ka iqrar krogi
Or Studnt din raat Barish me Dhop Me us k ghar K samny khra rha
4th din larki ko waqi wo Studnt pasand a gya
Or usny socha subah pyar ka Iqrar kron gi
Lekin jb wo Studnt ko milny gai
to Studnt usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghaz mila jis par likha tha
"Tery Chakar Me Teri HAMSAAI Set Ho Gai hy"
Mujhe Bhool Ja baji.
1 Aurat ney 'HIRNI' ka gosht pakaya, magr apny bachon ko uska naam nhi btaya k ye kya cheez hai, Lakin 1 ishara diya aur Shrmatay huay boli:
"Ye wo hai jo tumhary papa mujhy pyar sy aksar kehtey hain"
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Achanak aik bacha chilaaya:
Oyye na khaiyo
"KHOTI" paki ay "KHOTI"%..
"Chand OR Main"
Dono Ka 1 Sa Muqaddar
Wo Falak Pe Tanha,
Me Zameen Pe
"Wo Roshni
Mangy Suraj Se"
OR
Me Wapda Se
(',')>
/) ( Ly fer gai.;-(
_/ /_
English is difficult language for Japanese.
A True Story:-
A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister "Mori" was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washingtion to meet President Barack Obama.
The instructor told Mori when you shake hand with Obama please say 'How R U?
Then Obama should say I'm fine and U?
Now U should say 'me too'.
Afterwards we (translators)
will handle.
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said
'who R U?'
(instead of'How R U?)
Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humor
'Well, I'm Mishal's husbnd, '.
Then Mori replied
'me too'
Zindgi K Lye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy
Dil K Lye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy
Khushyou K Lye Dost Ki Zrurat Hy
0r Achay Dost K Lye
UFFFFF!!!
Sb Ko Meri Hi Zrurat Hy.:}
(',' )> oooofff!
<! ! aAcha Hona
_/ ! B Musibt Hai....; ~~~~
8 Herat angez Baten
1:INDIA me 95% log Doodh nahi pete
2: Dubai me ab tak jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hen
4:Sanp ko hawa me phenka jaye to wo 2 mint tk ur skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil ni hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban smjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k
1 baal se 1 waqt
me 3 mobile ki betry charg ho
skti hen
8:Ye sub points ghalt hen
light ni hy time pas kr rha hun
Ghor se parhne ka Shukrya
Veli Awam nu mera SALAM.
Boy
Abba! Mera parhai vich dil nae lagda.
Tusi mera wiyah kara daeo.
Father
Puttar ! Marzi aay teri..... Enj RuLL . Ya Unj RuLL...
Govt. Ne elan kiya hai,
All handsom boys Personality Tax"
Diya krey gy.
Hosla,hosla..!
Tusi Save o,
Sayapa te menu pe gya ay..
Raton ko uth kr
Khyalo se ho kr
Yado me kho kr
Tmhe kya khbr hy
Hm apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?
Virano me ja kr
Daman phela kr
Aansu baha kr
Tmhe kya khbr hy
Hm apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?
Tm to kaho ge
SANAM mangte hen,
JANAM mangte hen,
Tm to kaho gy,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa mangte hen,
Ye B galt hai?
Wo B glt hai?
Hm apne KHUDA
se Sirf
BIJLI aany
ki Dua mangty hain.
>>Chand Se Acha Sitara Koi Nhi
Jesa hy Rishta Hamara Koi Nhi
Chahe Sari Duniya Dhond Lo.
Mujh Jaisa Piyara
Or
Tm Jesa
aalo Bukhara Koi Nhi :p
hahahaha . .
>>Naz Krne Ka
Tujhe Hq Hai
Ay Dost
.
q k
.
Mere msg
Muqaddar Walon ko mila krtay hai
(-.-)
<) (>
_ / /_ ufff, kia krun time ni milta yaar.:-D;-)
**Anmol Moti**
Agar Tm Chahte ho K Tumhare Pas Hmesha Dosto Ka Hajoom Rhy To Ye 5 Cheezen Apne Pas Rkho...
1. CharS
2. GolD LeaF
3. Laptop
4. Honda 125..
5. bareek pin wala charger
Hahahaha.
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